It is with much excitement that I write to recount that the North Koreans have decided to release the two US journalists from captivity and a sentence of hard labor in a prison camp.
Secretary Clinton had asked for their release in talks recently and her pleas apparently did not fall on deaf ears. According the AP, North Korean Leader Kim Jong II issued a "special pardon" freeing the journalists while former President Clinton made an unannounced visit to the country.
Flanked by his security detail and looking determined, former President Clinton arrived in Pyonyang in order to accomplish his mission.
It would appear that two Clintons are indeed better than one.